gash flow

The rate at which one meets/gets with women Gash

Ah Paul man, how are you? Hows the gash flow?

by Bennisboy October 05, 2007

Gash Flow

A penurious period in which you are unable to spend any money because you're waiting on funds that people are due you. Gash Flow is an acronym of Gash (meaning rubbish or poor) and Cash Flow.

'Hey Stoz - you coming to the pub tonight?' 'Can't mate - I've got gash flow at the moment!

by Kaiz2001 July 14, 2011

Gash flow forecast

A prediction of the amount of girls, gash, you are likely to get in the next year.

"I've just completed my Gash flow forecast for the year ending 31/12/2009."

by Alreet duck? May 04, 2009

Gash flow crisis

When your Gash flow is seriously low. i.e. You're having difficulty finding women

Hey Paul, hows the gash flow?

Not good mate, I'm having a bit of a gash flow crisis

by Bennisboy October 05, 2007

Gash flow statement

A record of how many women you've been with (gash flow)

Hey Paul, hows it going?

Good man, check my gash flow statement

...goes into more detail...

by Bennisboy October 05, 2007