Gas Fucked

A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.

Guy 1: Damn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car

Guy 2: You totally got gas fucked

by jdbombassmofo June 9, 2011

Fucking gas man!

The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)

Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!

internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!

The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

by Jack Spank9049 August 27, 2022

FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!

When you're fighting in Warzone and your spastic operator thinks its now the perfect time to put on or take of the gas mask

Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*

Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"

Just gonna fight this kid over at control...

some moments later.... "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022