GJAK

This is commonly used to express an emergency is present. It can be any emergency but most commonly used to express one has to take a major shit.

(Example 1)
Zack: GJAK!!!
Liam: What?!?!?!?!
Zack: I gotta take a monster shit!!!!!

(Example 2)
John: GJAK!!!
Cody: WHATT????
John: My brothers are gay!!! I just caught them fucking each other!!!!
Cody: HOLY SHIT!!! GJAMSA!!!! (Look up GJAMSA)

GJAK by Shit Chickens June 18, 2009

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Gjakova

Gjakova is a city in the world's newest country, in Kosova. It has approximately 120.000 citizens with it's surroundings and jjust the city it has 80.000 inhabitants. The biggest Yugoslavian Albanian leaders, writers and warriors came from there.

American: Hey, can you tell me which is a large city in Kosova?
Kosovar (Albanian): After Pristina (the capital) and Prizren we have Gjakova. A great city to visit. It has old inns, mosques and bridges. It's a part of history.

Gjakova by Kosova 4 ever February 20, 2011

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

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rawr xD

a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.

do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD

rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016

Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

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