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This is commonly used to express an emergency is present. It can be any emergency but most commonly used to express one has to take a major shit.
(Example 1)
Zack: GJAK!!!
Liam: What?!?!?!?!
Zack: I gotta take a monster shit!!!!!

(Example 2)
John: GJAK!!!
Cody: WHATT????
John: My brothers are gay!!! I just caught them fucking each other!!!!
Cody: HOLY SHIT!!! GJAMSA!!!! (Look up GJAMSA)
GJAK by Shit Chickens June 18, 2009
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Gjakova is a city in the world's newest country, in Kosova. It has approximately 120.000 citizens with it's surroundings and jjust the city it has 80.000 inhabitants. The biggest Yugoslavian Albanian leaders, writers and warriors came from there.
American: Hey, can you tell me which is a large city in Kosova?
Kosovar (Albanian): After Pristina (the capital) and Prizren we have Gjakova. A great city to visit. It has old inns, mosques and bridges. It's a part of history.
Gjakova by Kosova 4 ever February 20, 2011
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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