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Motorola's phone RAZR renamed as it is "Gay" because after you've had the phone for a month you feel like your phone company has just fucked you in the ass for buying this phone. Usually scratched easily so you put bad ass vinyl covers on it so people might think its not a GAYZR. Most owners of this phone are suicidal or try to break it as soon as possible. The software in the phone is slow and can be described as Laggy is known to start acting shitty in the first couple months of use.the only person who actually likes these abominations is Kandis'.

Brennan: Mitch Hows your GAYZR?
Mitch: I want to fucking die...

GAYZR by GAYZR Owner May 3, 2007

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gayracula

a homosexual vampire. (also friends with the queerwolf and yankenstein)

watch out for gayracula!

gayracula:" I vant to suck your cum!"

gayracula by damon goss October 5, 2011

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GAYZR • gayer • gaydrian • Gayer than aids • Gaybriel • gayerest • GayBread • gaybro • gaydreaming • gayard

could be gayer

the most wonderful saying created b the amazing Thomas sanders who is an angel on earth

thomas: You know what this could be gayer

could be gayer by butthhhhhh August 31, 2017

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Gaydreaming

Pretty much daydreaming but 9000% gayer

Parker: Are you Gaydreaming again?
Caleb: How did you know?
Parker: Look down

Gaydreaming by Expensive Gurl November 13, 2018

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gaygro

A gaygro is a negro who also happens to be gay.

What the fuck is that?!? It's a fuckin' gaygro fucking another gaygro...in the middle of Walmart, no less.

gaygro by Leroy d'Shawndell November 29, 2013

gayram

A man, a myth, a gay. An extreammly gay person who doesn't eat pussy cuz he is gay

Whoah did you hear gayram smashed rebbeca last night

gayram by mikeyidubh January 13, 2019

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Gayor

The clever combination of the words gay and mayor, used to describe a leader of local government who is openly homosexual.

Two notable gayors currently in office are Sam Adams of Portland, OR and Annise Parker of Houston, TX.

Vote Sam Adams for Gayor in 2008!

Portlander 1: Did you hear Houston has a new Gayor?
Portlander 2: Those bastards! Stealin' our rainbow thunder!

Gayor by hollyxxx January 7, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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