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Future funk 

Once you listen to this music, you forget that she keyed your car. 11/10
Some say future funk is a subcategory of retrowave. Others says that it is its own separate genre of music.
Future funk by True_Lust July 22, 2019
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Future Funk 

FIRST WAT THE FUNK is FUTURE FUNK!?

Funk is latin for FUMIGARE which means to smoke which later evolved into meaning something smelly and smoky... kinda like DANK ASS KUSH!!!*AIR HORN SIRENS*

Funk is also a term used by African American JAZZ musicians in the 60s for a genre of music in which musicians would GET DOWN and boogy! This of course happens when you let the spirit of JAZZ inside your booty - it can be fun when its consensional. Funk music was mainly popular in the 70s along with DISCO and afros and bell bottom pants with the boots with the fur the whole club was staring at her this music made people hit the floor next thing ya know shawty got low then in the 80s the drum machine and synthesizer changed FUNK forever

Lets also not forget Disco Demolition Night in 79 where 50000 people blew up discofunk records in the name of ROCK MUSIC Ya know just a bunch of white people blowing up AfricanLatinGay roots music rituallistically infront of the eyes of millions on television - Im sure that didn't have any long lasting repurcussions of any kind
Afterwards funk kinda died for 30 years because most record labels didn't wanna pay black bands anymore cuz with the rising popularity of rap music it was easier to pay one rapper than a whole band - ya know systematic racial economics. Basically FUTURE FUNK! is like Vaporwaves more outgoing trendy cousin who likes to go to the beach while drinking Pepsis in a vintage bikini while driving a 1985 red corvette in TOYKO yo
Frank: Hey have you listened to that future funk song Selfish High Heels?

Skylar: That one by YUNG BAE? yah I've listened to it. its some goodshit

Future Funk 

A genre of music which uses samples from japanese or american songs from the past which can be reversed, slowed down, sped up, pitched or left alone. Unlike the similar genre vaporwave, future funk has a more upbeat fast paced 1980s disco vibe by the way the song was made
Tl;dr Future Funk is a Music genre that uses sample of past songs from japan or america and gives them a disco vibe if they dont already have it
Future Funk by TheMonkeyBoy May 28, 2020

futurepunk 

A Sub genre of cyberpunk, in Futurepunk futuristic ideas, objects and art are combined with older ones. Kinda like a futuristic shell for an old idea. (I.e. A futuristic looking Zeppelin in modern day New York)
in minecraft, I'm making a Futurepunk city.
futurepunk by Zeppelin 101 October 21, 2015
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