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Mr.Funsocks 

Mr.Funsocks means one of two things:

1.) A sock that you masterbate in and then put it on your friend's face while he's sleeping and then take pictures and put it on the internet.

2.) The coolest guy in the world with the most creative name in the world
Examples in order

1.) Paul: Dude! I put Mr.Funsocks on John last night!
Dustin: Did he lick it?!?!

2.) Mr.Funsocks will kill you in Halo 2, and cnc
Mr.Funsocks by Funsocks July 28, 2008
The morons other name for condom, otherwise known as a rubber.
I told him funsock was not a sexier word for condom, but he didn't get it. So I broke up with him.
funsock by Awdio Sanchez December 14, 2008

funlucky 

a shortened version of 'thats fucking unlucky'; usually used in a derogatory manner
'yeah bro I was totally going to hit that but it turned out 'she' used to be a dude'

'funlucky!'
funlucky by joeyjordano February 16, 2009

Funlocking 

Funlocking is the action taken by a game developer in which all parts to their game that can be defined as "Fun" are blocked by either hours of mind numbing grinding or a wallet draining paywall.
Free to play, Free to pay and Pay to win games are a prime example of developers funlocking games for their own gain.
Funlocking by AceArchangel December 24, 2014
The condition of being physically restrained. Typically occurs in response to the restrainee acting like a total fud.
Jacintha called the policeman a bastard and tried to steal his hat. Before she knew it, she was fudlocked on the floor.

William told the consultant psychiatrist that he could stick the Haldol up his arse. Minutes later, he found himself fudlocked in the dayroom, getting the Haldol up *HIS* arse.
Fudlocked by Aye, Right April 27, 2009
Noun. A sudden issue of a substance from its place of containment.
I was trying in vain to put some ketchup on my chips, so I whacked the end of the bottle and all of a sudden the whole lot came out in one huge fullock.
Fullock by dewexdewex November 8, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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