gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 4, 2014

fumble freak

Where someone at a party passes out after drinking too much alcohol, then a guy jerks off and ejaculates onto their bare ass.

Girl #1: Did you see Mike did at the party last night?
Girl #2: I know - he's so disgusting,what a fumble freak.

by flagellum_mayor July 2, 2013

Fumbled the bag

Ryan Chapman

“Ryan Chapman fumbled the bag”

by Edjsjzndbzjjdej April 25, 2022

crude fumbling

when you fuck a girl and proceed to act like you are drunk. it feels good.

I went to her house and I was crude fumbling.

by Siiiiiui November 14, 2016

Fumble Star

Someone whose greatest losses are also their most triumphant victories

He fumbled the ball, but he's a fumble star so he was good with it

by Lester "Honky Tonk" Irrizarry October 16, 2020

Fumble Star

Someone whose greatest losses are also their most triumphant victories

He fumbled the ball, but he was a fumble star so he was good with it

by Lester "Honky Tonk" Irrizarry October 16, 2020

Dumble Fumble

A shit guitar player playing loud through an amp with too much gain.

That guy sucks. His playing is a real dumble fumble.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 4, 2022