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Fuck bar

A convex shaped metal support bar used to make bunkbeds more sturdy. It is located on the underside of the top bunk and protrudes about ten inches Below the top bunkbed frame. It gets its name because if you sit up too fast on the bottom bunk you can bang you head on it and you say Fuck that hurts
Johnny almost knocked himself out on the fuck bar when someone set off the fire alarm in our dormitory waking him up suddenly.
by Breaking dancing on cardboard December 17, 2019
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Fuck Bar

Noun

(1) Bar found on most passenger cars that is just above the doors that is usually firmly attached to the roof frame work. It's a multi-purpose device officially used for the exiting of the vehicle. In practice it's use to grab hold of while the driver takes unnecessary driving maneuvers.

(2) Grab bars just above the doors that are strategically placed for the act of sexual intercourse in the vehicle.

(3) What one might yell when holding onto the fuck bar when going into a ditch.
"Tims knuckles were white from hanging onto the fuck bar when Bob decided to go drifting in the parking lot."

"Nicki found that with the seats reclined, the fuck bars were in the perfect spot for her and Bob to be intimate"
by Ursan April 1, 2009
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fuck bare back

Sex without a condom. The bare back part of the phrase refers to riding a horse without a saddle.
Do I use a condom? No, I like to fuck bare back.
by new year September 18, 2016
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Fuck Barrel

Noun
-a situation in which there is no good, or at least a difficult outcome. Often brough upon one's self by an act of stupidity.
A fuck barrel may also simply be a horrible situation.

Alternatively
Fuck Barreling is a verb, usually ending in someone being Fuck Barreled. (adj)
See examples given.
Ex. 1, Noun
"That asshole was packing shit into a Uhaul, but started packing things infront of him, soon he couldn't even get out of the damn truck. He was in such a Fuck Barrel."

Ex. 2 Noun
"Man, my folks died, finals are in a week and my girlfriend left me. I am in such a fuck barrel."

Ex. 3 Verb
"I didn't do any research or homework and now I have to cram for my test tomorrow, I seem to always be fuck barreling myself like this."

Ex. 4 Adj
"I was on a roof replacing shingles, when a dog started getting into the garbage. So I kicked down the ladder on him to scare him away. I then realized I was quite fuck barreled."
by Colin Ohnemus December 12, 2008
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fuck barrier

1.) the point of the conversation where a person first uses the word fuck. from then on anyone can fuck the conversation without it being inappropriate

2.) a measure of the speed of a relationship.
1.) Eunice Bloom: Well, since we've broken the "Fuck
Barrier," allow me to be blunt.

2.) Girls worth dating never break the fuck barrier on the first date.
by booshchugger March 28, 2010
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fuck barbara!

A phrase used to express utter frustration in a variety of applications, usually caused by the force of a barbara. Fuck barbara, fuck! Including but not limited to frustration due to intoxication to the point of becoming best friends with a toilet and laying on the floor in pain, unable to get up...possibly insinuated by excessive playing of the song "Roxanne", at a party, with drinking cues provided by a barbara. This frustration is not necessarily towards a barbara, but is more applicable in situations where a barbara fucks with someone's life.
Barbara - "Roxanne!" (points to one group)
- "Red Light!" (points to other)

..continued cycle through song completion

10 minutes later...

Barbara, "Oh shit, Megan are you sick?"
Megan, "...fuck barbara!!".
by barbv12 January 31, 2009
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fuck bare back

I'm gonna fuck bare back and shoot my cream deep up in that pussy
by ATXwordsmith September 19, 2016
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