Frozen Turkey 

n: The name given to a set of freshly shaved balls which, with the exposed follicles on the scrotum, resemble the skin on a frozen store-bought turkey.

His frozen turkey felt smooth as he brushed it gently across the girl's nose.

Frozen Turkey by jagger27 February 7, 2012

frozen turkey position 

Breast side up. Wings or arms in this case folded back. Legs cocked back and spread open. Pussy wide open like a turkey cavity when you are about to stuff it.

I had this chick in the frozen turkey position last night. Her pussy was so wide open I could see her cervix.

frozen turkey position by W W Wilson January 13, 2024

Longer Than Frozen Turkey 

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time

"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

Longer Than Frozen Turkey by Crystal Lee January 4, 2008