Freedom Toast

A Republicanized name for French Toast (which was named after Joseph French, the American chef who invented it, and has nothing to do with France).

I don't care about your politics, you're an idiot for calling it "Freedom Toast"!

Freedom Toast by unidyne November 25, 2003

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freedom toast

A single piece/peace of toast for abundance.

Clearing the mess and toasting after victory

A morning non-white bread with nothing on it or absolutely everything on it.

A mandatory and essential part of Breakfast of Champions who have fought in the struggle.

Toast to Abundance and everything that comes with it. For good and for bad for ecstatic and for sad.

Did you see Obama's Freedom Toast after killing Osama?

No Freedom Toast for Berlusconi

They shot off guns in Libya for their freedom toast. That's Libya for ya.

This Freedom Toast is Sacrilicious!!

freedom toast by c-hat-e May 14, 2012

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Taste of Freedom

N. When one successfully chews through the used condom tied around their head used during a "hostile takeover", providing a combination of tastes to ponder while yelling for assistance.

It is only after she got a Taste of Freedom was she truly free.

Taste of Freedom by Joness June 14, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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