Freelancer

Your mom on weekends.

Guy1: Hey, so, I wanted to talk to you about what you said about my mom behind my back...

Guy2: OK

Guy1: ...that wasn't very nice...

Guy2: YO MOMS A HO AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHHAA!!! FREELANCER!!!!!

by IAmRealPerson October 19, 2021

Freelancer

A fancy word for unemployed that white people use

"Yeah I didn't really fit into my job, so I decided to become a freelancer"

by The Snow Nigro June 20, 2017

freelance 15

Similar to the 15 pounds gained in freshman year, the freelance 15 is a similar phenomenon known to occur when someone leaves a regular 9-5 career in favor of going freelance. You eat more, sleep more and generally are less active as you no longer expel the energy to get to and from work everyday.

"I'm thinking about going freelance full-time"

"Just watch out for the freelance 15"

by chetwoolery May 30, 2012