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frapuccino glasses

trendy eyewear worn by the desperately hip crowd in an effort to look hip or intelligent.Actually makes you look like you work at a Starbucks.
Did you see Katie Couric working the frapuccino glasses the other day?

Yo,check out the girl in the frapuccino glasses.
frapuccino glasses by jate December 28, 2005

Flappuccinos 

The rhythmic calming actions used by hipsters when their favourite coffee shop closes unexpectedly.
Costa had closed for renovation. That sent the hipsters into a flurry of flappuccinos.

Fatpuccino 

Instant espresso powder, cream, flavored sugar syrup and ice cubes, all mixed up in a blender. Costs hardly anything to produce, easy to make and tastes fantastic. Does make you fat though.
"Are you pregnant or is that a bear belly?"
"No, I just had to many fatpuccino's"
"So you are carrying Howard Schultz's baby?"
"Yes I know, I am to fat and I shouldn't drink all those delicious fatpuccino's"
Fatpuccino by Howard Schultz August 18, 2008

fappuccino 

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.
-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.
fappuccino by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

crapuccino 

A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.

---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---
Right after I had that crapuccino I had to sprint to the toilet.
crapuccino by Jeff D April 20, 2003