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Frankfurter foliage 

The pubic hair surrounding, and often intruding onto the male phallus.
Jane: 'Wow, Johnny, I like what you've done with your frankfurter foliage; the braids look great'
Johnny: 'Thanks Jane, I thought you'd like them. Now, if you wouldn't mind, please continue sucking and let's keep the rest of the small talk until after the vinegar strokes. I'm paying you by the hour and every time you talk I am forced to look at you and be reminded about how utterly repulsive you actually are.'

Jevin D. Frankfurt moment 

A “Jevin D. Frankfurt moment” refers to a surreal or unnatural series of events. This could be good or bad, but usually has cartoonish quality.
“How did he die?” michael asked at the funeral. “oh.. an anvil fell on him!” patrick replied. “What a Jevin D. Frankfurt moment!”

Sweaty Frankfurter 

The act of getting a frankfurter sausage smothering it with ketchup and inserting it into ones anus during sex.
Larry - "I heard you got with that freaky girl Angela"
Jamal - '"Yeah she is real freaky she made me give her a sweaty frankfurter"

frankfurter

She licked my frankfurter so good that her mouth was full of my cum.
frankfurter by Minecraft1238 February 5, 2019

Frankfurt 

It's the economy, stupid!
The most hardworking city in Germany.
Strong through multicultural diversity.

Finest chicas!
1:what have you done, you f** addict?
2:sorry dude, I had to burn down that empty soap factory in Sossenheim. It was freaking me out.
1: Ohh, ok then.
Frankfurt by joki September 16, 2004

Frankfurter Sandwich

1920's slang for a hotdog. There is even an old vaudeville song about them.
I went to the street vendor and bought three Frankfurter sandwiches.
Frankfurter Sandwich by bigmeep April 21, 2009