foon

The correct way of saying the s-word (spork). A foon is a cross between a fork and a spoon, commonly used at parties or

school cafeterias

"Please pass the foon, Johnny!"

by Lockesthenes October 21, 2018

foon

a synonym for spork that sounds retarded

Person 1: Hey dude could you pass the plastic foons?
Person 2: Wtf?

by @prezbez on twitter August 29, 2020

foap the foon

To foap the foon/ to masturbate.

Bro i really want to foap the foon right now

by Duckyq May 12, 2023