a white mayo-loving cracker who likes to steal other people's hard work and takes credit for bare shit.
by segsikook October 21, 2020
A shit stain located in eastern Kansas. A breeding ground for toothless degenerates with an education in lowered expectations. There is no grocery store or convenience store because who needs to eat when the whole town smokes meth. Ten minutes away from anything of importance.
by Concerned citizens March 1, 2020
the italian goat who lives in australia with his loving parents justin and brooke norris. best friend and boyfriend of james charles and hannah montanah.
by unknowncool December 7, 2020
When in a football game, if one person misses a tackle and slaps the head of another man's penis by mistake.
"Dude! He just gave out a Fontana Head Slap!"
"Wow! He's not going to be able to have children after that Fontana Headslap!"
"Wow! He's not going to be able to have children after that Fontana Headslap!"
by Gil2011 August 17, 2011