when two (or more) things just don’t match with each other
“Ho brah, Isaiah looked so fob today with his pink joggers, long sleeve button up and j-slips.”
by lazyg0rl December 2, 2019
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those Asian people you see in highschool that wears expensive brands and only hangs out with people that can speak their native language and also wears expensive brands
look at those fobs in front of us
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F- fresh
O- off
B- the boat

basically you use this when someone is fobbing you. You can use this to make fun of people who are doing fresh off the boat things (but like no actually to immigrants pls thanks)!
Adian- *casually eats pig skin

Anah- OMG ADIAN YOUR SO FKN FOB ALKSDMFLSMDFLD

Adian- stop your legit fobbing me...
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Military abbreviation standing for "Forward Operating Base"
The FOB is only 3 clicks out
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Fob is used when referring o someone dumb that won’t understand what your saying, won’t get a popular meme/ reference, or hasn’t seen the most popular trend yet
“...how many times do I have to tell you I don’t like her your fob
“... you still haven’t seen it you uncultured fob”
“... I just told you what it means you ‘fob’”
by KelpoKrunch September 12, 2019
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Full Of Bullshit.
People who frequently prefer using white lies when arguing with you to convince themselves they are right. Those people also give you random and misplaced excuses on different topics to avoid facing their problems. Problem is, you know they are lying to protect themselves or trying to manipulate you.
- It's the 3rd time Tim gives up his graduate studies. Last year he gave up his first year of law school because "he couldn't stand one of his teachers". Now he just gave up osteopathy because "his ex follows the same course". He's FOB, his parents keep giving him money for that. Can't he find a job instead?

- Lea is so FOB. She said she couldn't come home because she was sick but she kept publishing party pics on her facebook.

- Some beeping noise in the kitchen woke me up at 3am and I surprised my stepdad . He said he heard someone outside, but I know he's FOB because the range hood was on. He doesn't know how to turn on the light on it and just wanted to sneak in the fridge for some secret night snack...
by secretom August 17, 2017
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