Flush and RUsh

When you're taking a piss and you flush before you're done pissing and you have to finish before the toilet is done flushing. Many have made contests out of this and a scoreboard is recommended. DUDE GAME!

I just got a point in Flush and Rush

by Flush and Rush May 14, 2016

Flush Rush

When you take laxatives and ipecac and then engage in sexual intercourse. When timed correctly, you both orgasm, vomit, and defecate simultaneously and fall asleep in a steaming morass of your own filth.

Could we please not get a motel room that smells like it was just the scene of a flush rush?

by tlaketiger119 December 2, 2009

pre-flush rush

to flush the toilet prior to taking a dump to avoid the smell, sound of embarrising clashing water, (and most of all) the waiting for the feces to go down the pipes.

Ryan- Hey man whyd u pause the game?
Chris- I have to take a dump but i promise to stay in a pre-flush rush mode.
Ryan- Alright good, thanks man.

by Chris Hrris August 19, 2007

after-da-flush rush

the feeling of happiness and relaxation after taking a nice big shit.

donny: (with a big smile on his face, reclining into a chair) ooooooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel better!

scotty: whats up with you man, you just hit a bowl or something?

johnny: nah dude, he just took a big shit. i hear him moanin' and groanin' and all that shit, and the plunger going.

donny: i got the after-da-flush rush!

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man July 11, 2011