Florida Alligator

When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.

Woah dude you got a Florida Alligator, damn that must have hurt.

Florida Alligator by nuttery April 19, 2018

Florida alligator ride

a woman that rides a mans dick but she goes to high and brakes the mans shaft

Hank: I dumped my girl friend because she did the Florida alligator ride.
Billy: DAMN.. That's why we got a divorce
Hank: Let's go to the bar and get wasted
Billy: Then lets engage in homosexual sex in the anal gland

Florida alligator ride by bidickbobby November 6, 2019

The Florida Alligator Trap

The Florida Alligator Trap is when one woman, lying on her back, is scissoring another woman lying in a similar position. When either woman is close to climax they will clench their legs down forcefully locking each other in place.

Girl #1: So, did you and Tanya get at it last night?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker

The Florida Alligator Trap by The All Wise One January 4, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008