Flog

A turd propelled by a fart used as a projectile generally aimed at the face; variations of a flog are a Yellow Submarine a flog containing corn a Planter a flog containing one ore more peanutsor a Green Giant a flog that has a Green color and has a slight splatter effect

I will flog you right now if you don't shut up.

by The Tim and The Nick February 28, 2005

Flog

An online log of all your various farting escapades throughout your life that you so choose to document for the world to observe.

Did you visit's Johnny's Flog today? It was hilarious! He was in a board meeting and ripped the loudest, smelliest bomb and even got it on video through gotomeeting. LOL!!

by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 4, 2009

Flog

For Love Of God

Flog someone take us to taco bell

by Barnett_10 July 20, 2012

Flog

A log on facebook. A person's writings and scripts contained on facebook that others start to follow.

I read my friend's flog on how to plant a garden.

by Deaf Freelancer March 8, 2010

Flog

Flog

A flying frog that wears a cape and that flys when you throw it off a building

Man did u see that flog, it went so highhh

This definition was made by manaia not me. I stole it.

by Adem Balla March 8, 2019

Flog

A person with eyes that seem to protrude OUT of the face (HUGE eyeballs) like those of a fly or a frog.. or a combination of both..

HENCE, flog!

Thing 1: OH MAN!!! Look at the peepers on that kid!!! Looks like his eyes are gonna pop out!
Thing 2: Yeah, ugh that's a gross looking flog.. I could just swat it.

by She who Flies With Pegacorns December 2, 2009

Flog

Means your a fucking poof cunt and that no one likes you

Someone kills you in fort nite “oh your a fucking flog cunt

by Mr911Family-Meal April 21, 2020