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Flipperz 

A seafood restaurant that loses its magic the further you move inland. As you move toward the geographic center of the continental United States, you will be prompted by a sign on the side of a dubious brick compound to 'bang on window with spoon for service.'

Once the eurasian bandit working the window has taken your order, he'll either emerge with a bag full of mercury poisoning or a fistful of barbiturates, depending on what keywords or phrases you may have unwittingly uttered.
I went to Flipperz and hardly even felt the induced sense of impending doom that comes with eating tainted flesh! It barely tasted like oil spill at all!
Flipperz by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009
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French Flipper Trick

Similar to the Shocker but with three in the vagina and one in the asshole. The fingers in the vagina are wiggled in a waving motion similar to a penguin flapping it's flippers.
"I'd like to show her my French Flipper Trick"
French Flipper Trick by Kyler999 September 22, 2015

bed-flipper 

A term used to describe the act of having to flip one's mattress over due to urination from excessive intoxication.
I blacked out so hard last night and woke up to a bed-flipper this morning.
bed-flipper by Harmacist October 7, 2013

wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! 

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

bean flipper 

Kate is quite the bean flipper. or Sara is over there flippin the bean again.
bean flipper by John Warner August 18, 2006

skipper flipper 

When a woman is bathing or swimming naked and her labia ebbs and flows with the current of the water. Usually occurs in a woman with an above average size labia.
Beth and Tommy decided to go skinny dipping at the lake. They stripped down and entered the cool morning water, wading out until it was up to their waists. From nearby, they heard an old man laughing. They turned and looked real quick and noticed a man on the shore fishing. He said to them, "Holy shit girl, you have some mighty long vagina lips. You got a skipper flipper going on there." Beth screamed, Tommy laughed with man.

piss flipper 

When a Tranny receives a BADDDD clit job causing it to hang like a meat curtain... Also resembles a dolphins flipper.
"Man after all that bread Bradalika spent on 'her' sex change I can't believe he ended up with a piss flipper
piss flipper by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009