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Flex Zoned 

When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"
Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.

Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!
Flex Zoned by Narwhal Nation September 1, 2014
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No Flex Zone 

A territory where you are not allowed to boast or flaunt. Flexing is similar to someone showing off or "stuntin'"
Colin: "Hey Terrence don't you know Daquan made this place a No Flex Zone?! Take all those chains and watches off before he sees you!"

Terrence: "Oh god I hope he isn't around, let me just take them-"

Daquan: "Any last words Terrence?"
No Flex Zone by Naj94 August 6, 2014
A spot were you show-off or boast
Jake: lets go to the flex zone and show them up

Bob: OK
flex zone by Joyo128 September 1, 2014

No Flex Zone 

Slang; Usually a party, but sometimes any place where one doesn't have to compete for women. The girls already like the guy and there aren't any other men there who aren't good friends, therefore, one doesn't have to flex to woo the women. The term was coined by the Ear Drummas with their song of the same name.
Whattup bro, I got like five hoes here and me, it's a straight no flex zone, so just throw on some clean clothes and come quick, we can probably gangbang 'em all.
No Flex Zone by phantomvii June 7, 2015

Flexzoned 

An event that had occurred presenting dominance over an individual(s) through a overwhelming presentation that can be displayed in various forms through the contraction or tensing of the user's individuality attribute(s) rightfully entitling the opposing individual(s) with titles like, "Little Sally" or "Small Sam".
My friend and I took out a stack of bills, only except his was all hundreds. I was flexzoned the rest of the night and left to cry myself to sleep later that night.
Flexzoned by DominantMS2 August 27, 2018
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