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faptrack 

The act of clicking on a video on a porn website but realising when it starts that it isn't quite what you expected, prompting you to "faptrack" out of the link and your browser
"What I thought was some pretty hot porn turned out to be a furry threesome...had to faptrack out of that situation pretty rapidly"
faptrack by lui_gui July 5, 2012

flapcrackers 

"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."

Flapcracker 

Once riding on a horse, my flaps cracked uncontrollably 'I've just had a flapcracker'
Flapcracker by Dungtrumpet March 11, 2017
The meaning of a female who has little to no measurments for their breasts
That girl is a flatRack! she has no titties!!
FlatRack by Kirito247 October 17, 2018
A definition of a girl with little to no size in the breasts
She is a Flatrack! No titties!
Flatrack by Kirito247 October 17, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026