Flaming poo

When someone takes feces, usually dog poo, and puts it in a paper bag on your porch, sets it aflame, and rings the doorbell. The person that answers the door is inclined to put out the fire, and consequently stomps in a pile of poo.

Last night we all got wasted and put flaming poo on Mr. Smith's porch. I think he had an aneurysm.

by Girl Scout August 29, 2008

flaming bag of poo

a paper bag filled up with horrible smelling poop, often left on someone you dislike doorstep, where it is then lit on fire, when the doorbell is rung. The people doing the act run like hell!

lighting bag of poo, running through the streets of patterson streaking and throwing bags of lit poop ringing doorbells and ditching. funnest game ever, now get off ur ass and try it!

by b-masta July 2, 2005

Flaming Poofter

Old english phrase meaning homosexual

Look at that flaming poofter packing his shit

by Luco_D October 27, 2004

flaming poopy dookies

Something that is messed up, broken, often to an extreme state.

When something is so F'ed in the A that you've run out of vulgarity to describe the problem.

Similar to Dumpster Fire, Trash Fire, Cluster Fuck, Flaming Pile

Apple removing headphone jacks from their devices is a flaming poopy dooky of an idea

Fyre Festival was a pile of flaming poopy dookies. I hope someone goes to jail.

by dewy0677 February 13, 2019

Flaming poodle

The flaming poodle is a sex position in which the female is wearing a full body flame-proof latex suit. The suit has two holes, one for breathing, the other for intercourse. The female then gets on her hands and knees (in the doggystyle fashion). Then the male pours gasoline on the female and ignites it. They then proceed to have sex until the gas burns out.

Nick wanted to try the flaming poodle with Jane, but she didn't want to try anything new or extravagant. She was very traditional.

by Pro sexer January 5, 2010

flaming pooper

when you put lighter fluid on your dick and then light it on fire. then you have sex up the ass hole.

last night will and whitney did the flaming pooper

by jimmy krail April 5, 2008

flaming poop

A poop that will set your butt on fire
And anything that touches it.

I just made a flaming poop.

by flaming poop June 23, 2015