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Flake and Bake 

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.
We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.
Flake and Bake by philia summer February 18, 2012

flake and bake 

Fuck class, it's time to flake and bake
flake and bake by jfclay March 11, 2008

flake n' bake 

(n.) To duck out on plans last minute in order to stay home and get high. Can also be used to describe going somewhere else, if it's solely for the purpose of getting high.
Jessica: Matt can you bring pong balls for tonight? Thanks.
Matt: Umm, something came up last minute- I might not make it... I'll keep you posted.

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Joe: You're definitely not going to her party.

Matt: Hell nah, man. I think I'm gonna flake n' bake. You down?

Joe: Screw her, let's get fried.
flake n' bake by DirtyDenim July 25, 2011

Bake n' Flake

–verb

1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.
Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?
Bake n' Flake by franalpo November 2, 2009

Bake and Flake 

To smoke someone's weed or be smoked out, and leave right after
"Where'd Jake go? I thought you guys said you were gonna blaze?"

"We did, but then he pulled a Bake and Flake"
Bake and Flake by Bryan Sanson January 25, 2008

Bake and Flake 

when you get high and then flake on someone you made plans with. Can be reversed and used as "Flake and Bake" at which point you flake on someone and then get high.

in some rare instances one could use the term "Bake and Flake" when one is going to get high and then scrape/flake paint off of a building or whatever.
I was gonna go kick it with "the GF" but then I got high. Classic Bake and Flake.

I don't feel like picking Cracky up at the airport. Sorry bro, time to smoke some herb instead... I don't flake and bake often, but Cracky would understand.
Bake and Flake by abbycdiddy September 30, 2009