Five Top

When five baddies are on top of you, performing and alternating sexual acts in different positions. Attendee must complete the performance by ejaculating over all of their faces

Word on the street is that Jake had a five top with the cheerleading team.

The DnD game quickly became a five top as soon as d'Raquala took off her top in a ploy to stun the Grand Master

Five Top by regretsword December 17, 2020

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Top Five

as in your best five things in a category.

Check out HoodaMath's Top Five Games at topfivegames.com

Top Five by Hooda Math July 25, 2009

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Top Five Vibes

When you vibe to hard. You make top ten

This cat kinda chill tho😯 he made the Top Five Vibes

Top Five Vibes by JewishMeister November 5, 2019

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Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99

Top five oldest year 7s are very very young

Top five oldest year 7s by Aliminatory October 26, 2022

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Top Gun Five

A high-five in which the two participants, moving towards one another, first deliver a normal high-five, then, while passing one another, bring their hands around and deliver a reverse low-five. Shirtlessness and volleyball are voluntary but may add to the awesomeness of this move. Also called the windmill.

Maverick, after spiking the ball past Slider: "Top Gun Five, Goose!"
Goose: "You are an ANIMAL!"

Ice Man and Slider stare in jealousy while pondering their own lameness

Top Gun Five by GooseN'Maverick January 29, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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