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Fire Fart 

Any fart that burns your ass on it's way out. Usually happens after eating very spicy foods and usually smell extra horrible. NOTE - the Fire Fart does not require a lighter, matches, or any other ignition source. For lighting your farts on fire please see "gay fraternity stunt".
After eating all those hot chicken wings, I laid a fire fart that burned a hole in my car seat.
Fire Fart by Lazy Iguana December 24, 2008
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Fire Fart 

Ingridients:
3 Chili Dogs
1 Six-pack of Beer
1 Bic Lighter.
Eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your ass and make sure the cat is out of sight. WARNING: Do not try this while in your underwear.
"P. U. I just blew the lid off my house with that fire fart."
Fire Fart by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Fire fart 

A fart that feels like your ass is on fire. It usually smells worse than regular farts. Usually occurs after eating chips with sauce after watching a Football game, or eating spicy exotic foods.
Hey, I think i'll have a fire fart.

Then get away from me!
Fire fart by mburrows December 23, 2012

Fire-Cracker Fart 

1. When you fart after eating spicey food and you think something may have come out, but your not sure, and then unfortunately find out something did happen because of the warm burning feeling.

2. Similar to sharting but with a warm burning feeling.
I think I just sharted in my pants? No dude you just had a fire-cracker fart. That warm burning sensation is the key to determining the differnce! Go change your pants...
Fire-Cracker Fart by GeeQue March 21, 2009

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

firefart 

Verb. The act of holding a match to your buttocks when you have to pass gas. May cause severe rectal burns if not practiced properly.
Tony's firefart went twenty feet, but he was on the hospital for monthes as a result.
firefart by Rather_Large_Wombat March 21, 2008
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