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Two Finger Wiggle 

A method of inciting wetness in a female by inserting the ring and middle fingers into the vagina and wiggling them very fast.
Barlow hit Pash with the two finger wiggle round the back of KFC. She loved it!!
Two Finger Wiggle by Panje October 21, 2010

Fingerwigglin' 

Fingerwigglin' describes a musical phenomenon wherein an alleged musician wiggles his or her fingers and presumes to convince the listener that the sound produced thereby is music. In Jazz, a player who knows a few scales (especially the Pentatonic Blues scale) but has little to no chord knowledge and can't arpeggiate for crap often fills entire sets of tunes with mind-numbing fingerwigglin'.
Man, that pianist tonight was on fire! Too bad most of what he was doin' was obliterated by that fingerwigglin' trumpet monkey.