A university that sucks you in with a really nice looking campus then ass rapes you with high tuition, crappy class choices, and poor learning experiences.
I went to the university of findlay and the only thing I learned was how to waste my money!
by Jakob L April 10, 2008
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The only good thing about this university is it’s mostly females. Don’t be mislead though; they’re all crazy horse chicks. Also, the theory “C’s get degrees” doesn’t apply here.
Guy 1: “Hey I just got accepted into The University of Findlay”

Guy 2: “ Run bro”

Guy 1: “ But theirs so many chicks

Guy 2: “Run bro”
by Richard Phalanges April 27, 2018
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A guido from the city of findlay, ohio.
can often be found part taking in various gay guido activities such as dancing and kissing men
by The City of Findlay November 3, 2009
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Everyones fave scotsman, needs to come to Sunderland asap. Basically the most attractive person in the whole wide world
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a person who drinks like a gas tank and farts like a truck
"my my my shoulda seen her at the party last night, she was being such a sam findlay"
by larpinglemming April 10, 2010
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A Dirty Findlay is when you have sex with Both parents on a Wednesday, every second month.
This is a rare one only to be committed by ‘Findlay’s’
Alfred -“Findlay are you coming to the party on Wednesday”
Findlay- “no sorry I can’t it’s dirty Findlay night tonight”

“Ok ‘FinDlay
by Wky_Bky May 3, 2020
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Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.
Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.

Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.
by Dadismydad January 26, 2008
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