festively plump

1. Used to describe someone who is (slightly) chubby, and as become so over the christmas/summer holiday period.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.

1. 'oh mighty me darling, you seemed to have gained ten pounds over the christmas period! Time for the old detox!'

2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'

'alright sorry, shes festively plump'

'thats better'

by Valentina Osborn July 13, 2006

I'm festively plump

The response when someone calls you fat...

Dude 1: Daym girl...why are you so fat?
Dude 2: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump

by thegirlthatkrumps December 23, 2010

festivly plump

lard ass

im not fat im festivly plump

by yxfh June 29, 2003

plum festival

A gathering of people who like to gobble for plums amd appreciate plums. Also known as plum bobbing

Are you going to bob for plums at the plum festival Pete?

by Strawberry Pete February 13, 2018