by AnnoyingBadger November 15, 2018
A large and often colorful feather plucked from an exotic avian species used by servants to fan a woman of higher socioeconomic status as she lies in the supine position with legs agape for maximum vaginal ventilation.
Oi, slum dog, ready the pussy feather -- there's heat radiating from my labia majoras that only a fanning from a peacock feather could cool down.
by suckmeblanter12 June 13, 2011
Similar to flying fuck.
Introduced in S2 E19 (Putting Your Hoof Down) of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fluttershy (or Flutterbitch) uses it to say that nobody cares.
Introduced in S2 E19 (Putting Your Hoof Down) of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fluttershy (or Flutterbitch) uses it to say that nobody cares.
Fluttershy: I can't believe that the two most friendliest ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life, when they are throwing their own lives on pointless pursuits that NOPONY ELSE GIVES A FLYING FEATHER ABOUT!
by dargereldren March 3, 2012
When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.
Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."
Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."
Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."
Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."
by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013
In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:
a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.
b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;
c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;
d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.
b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;
c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;
d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.
Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.
by JoeDonethat November 13, 2010
by Frank the Tank October 23, 2004
by Big Daddy too. August 30, 2009