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Dork and Feasel 

The act of a male alternating between anal and vaginal penetration at a fast pace to create a sucking sound from both orifices
I was swapping holes so fast on that bitch I created a vacuum that sounded like dork and feasel!
Dork and Feasel by Eric43 March 18, 2008
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Noun: One who feases or display's fease-like tendacies
Did you see the feaser seethe today?
Feaser by Dfynr September 16, 2022

Flaselblasm 

(noun) The sudden tearing/explosion which occurs when hot dogs are boiling in water and burst their skins.
The sudden flaselblasm in her microwave oven surprised Smith.
Flaselblasm by StrangeCharmVote September 6, 2014
The scottish way of saying "tripping balls", often in combination with being drunk and carrying a switchblade.
-So Billay, yu goon oot the night ya scruffy cahnt?

-Aye Lad, ahm well feased, ya wee poofster!
Feased by Lexo88 October 15, 2012
A man who is best described as a half-frog, half-weasel. Someone who has made such incredibly shitty choices either in a relationship or just life in general that he is to be held in incredibly low regards.
A freasel is often a rather small man who shys away from any true confrontation. Outwardly shy and inwardly rancid, the freasel is often greasy and smell of rotting food stuffs.
A rather filthy boyfriend who refuses to shower when going out is a freasel.
Freasel by Chazigans December 28, 2012
The office suck-up, tattle-tale, golden-boy (or gal) that everyone hates except the boss.

A fucking weasel.
Nancy agrees with everything the boss says. What a fweasel!
fweasel by Ipooped2day January 5, 2014