Faxist 

FAXIST - A Fax machine that is selective about certain machines and rejects faxes from sub-par inferior fax machines (i.e. public machines, Fed Ex, Kinko's, dated fax machines or faxes or color)
or
A person who refuses to fax or be faxed. A fax snob. A person who feels they are above faxing.

"Joe can you fax that over?" JOE: "I don't fax." "Joe, you are a faxist"

Faxist by Hymlique March 1, 2009

Fanistons 

Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.

"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston

"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing

Fanistons by 890 December 31, 2008

Faisted

The act of both getting Faded (High) and Wasted (Drunk).

Man I went to this party completely faisted out of my mind

Faisted by Thomas Tse March 22, 2010

fanistons 

beautiful, kind fans of the talented jennifer aniston. they usually are very popular and see the good in people!

i love the fanistons they’re amazing!

fanistons by tvdfan05 June 22, 2020

Fanistons 

Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.

The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.

"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston

Fanistons by Skylar Jade March 7, 2015

mike faist 

Actor, dancer, singer, and Tony nominee most known for his role as Connor Murphy in Broadway musical Dear Evan Hansen. He says he "isn't the strongest singer" but he was also in Newsies and was an understudy for Gene Kelly, so, I mean. Also, he has great hair.

Mike Faist totally deserved a Tony for his performance as Connor Murphy.

mike faist by conservation of momentum December 19, 2017

facist

The wrong way to spell FASCIST, you big dummy.

duhh what was it again?

facist by joram Krol May 20, 2005