Faux-Bi 

a person, most commonly a female, who engages or claims to engage in activities with the same sex in order to appear more appealing and attractive to the opposite sex. The activities include complimenting, flirting, fondling, groping, dancing provocatively, kissing, etc.

This behavior stems from the presence of major personal insecurities and the misinformation that all members the opposite sex (most commonly males) desire bisexuals, threesomes, and lewd conduct.

All the women on this website seem to be bi-sexual. I'm fairly certain most of them are only saying that to attract more guys. Friggin' Faux-Bi Fakers.

Faux-Bi by All Hail the Infidel September 17, 2010

Faux-bi 

girls who can kiss girls & like it ..and can play around naked with each other with a boy in the mix...but don't & won't go down on girls or have sex with them with a strap-on or anything. they find other girls sexy and attractive but they would never have an actual girlfriend. They truly only want to be with men.

I make-out with girls and play around with them but I don't want a girlfriend, I'm faux-bi.

Faux-bi by brix702 September 2, 2010

faux bisexual 

A annoying heterosexual female who pretends to be bi because it gives equally annoying heterosexual males a boner.

faux bisexual by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

faux bisexual 

Up until reading this urban-dictionary entry, I had no idea anybody other than myself uses the phrase "faux bisexual". I find the term a perfect fit for the demographic it describes.

FAUX BISEXUALS:
A faux bisexual is a naive, conforming
girl who pretends to be bisexual because being a bisexual girl is currently considered "cool" in pop culture. It is a trend. Some people refer to faux bisexuals as "trendy bisexuals". The secondary motive for girls pretending to be bisexual is that they believe, due to pop culture, that many or most guys enjoy and are turned on by watching girls engage in bisexual activity.

Many faux bisexuals are so deep into pretending to be bisexual that they actually believe they are, even though they are not.

SEXUALITY:
It seems many people, regardless of their sexual orientation, have a difficult time with the definitions of "bisexual", "homosexual", and "heterosexual".

bisexual: a person who is bisexual is sexually and physically attracted to members of both sexes equally.

homosexual: a person who is attracted to members of their own sex.

heterosexual: a person who is attracted to members of the opposite sex.

example: a girl kissing or even "eating out" another girl DOES NOT make her bisexual. a person's sexuality is all about which gender of person--guys or girls--he or she is attracted to sexually and physically.

KNOWING YOUR SEXUALITY:
Refer to the above definitions. It is all about who you are sexually and physically attracted to.

There are plenty of examples around. If you are a young person and don't notice faux bisexuals, you need to open your eyes and observe the world around you.

faux bisexual by Caite_Bug January 15, 2005

Faux-bituary 

A fake obituary created to get revenge on someone you hate, i.e. an ex, a bitchy friend

I submitted a faux-bituary for him to the local newspaper after he slept with my friend.

Faux-bituary by sexystuff101 May 10, 2011

Faux-Biblical 

How one (particularly an atheist) feels when they make a biblical-sounding commanding statement, perform a miracle or unexpectedly comes back from the dead seven days later.

Let there be toast! wow, i'm very faux-biblical today

Faux-Biblical by Pierce Drake February 23, 2011

Faux Bic 

Any cheap knockoff lighter

“FAUX Bic? A knockoff lighter?” *gasp*

-Phil M. Otter

Faux Bic by WynautOmelette August 28, 2024