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faustian deal 

A bargain made or done for present gain without regard for future cost or consequences.
A pact made with the Devil—selling one’s soul in order to gain power, knowledge, wealth, beauty, youth, or some other desired goal. The theme is an old one: one may gain short-term delights, but the Devil comes to collect in the end. One must eventually ‘pay the piper’ – bear the consequences.
faustian deal by cai November 11, 2003
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faustian bargain 

1.) A pact with Satan in which the initiators soul is exchanged for some worldly desire.

2.) The willingness to sacrifice anything in order to quench a limitless desire for knowledge or power.
For both 1 & 2: John McCain has undermined his past values and reputation as a conscientious independent voice by making a faustian bargain in order to secure the Republican nomination for the 2008 presidential election.

Faustian Rubix 

A Faustian Rubix is a menagerie of multiple things that if engaged within the wrong way have the effect not unlike being on the wrong end of a deal with the devil. It is also said to be a situation in which a person makes multiple incorrect assumptions or accusations of a person, which over time destroys their credibility and makes them a laughing stock. Attempting to solve a Faustian Rubix is a definition of such a situation.

Alternatively, it could also mean a creative wellspring of ideas that never seems to end, or with a perfectionist streak. Some of these ideas may have a dark undertone or sinister twist.
The author's mind was a Faustian Rubix of ideas..all manner, shape and size. When they finally got finished, the end result was sinister but satisfying.

They tried to label the man as an Adversary, as an evil alien, and as an employee of evil aliens. They tried to solve the Faustian Rubix and they lost what credibility they had remaining.

Faustian Cilantro 

An euphemism used to describe marijuana. Specifically, a kind of marijuana that detaches you from the outside world and feelings that AREN'T happiness or overall satisfaction. This is a kind of weed that will make you dissociate from everything around you, turning you into a LITERAL couch potato as you metamorph into the absolute greatest vibe in the room for the next twelve hours. However, as you do, it's most likely that your ass is going to be fried harder than the cheap, $5 pizza that some drunk guy in the other room tried to fry. With some firewood, butter and vegetable oil on a stove, no less.

The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.
1: " This Faustian Cilantro hittin' like Joe DiMaggio in the batter's box. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: " Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "

Faustina 

An extremely beautiful girl who is liked by many people, very smart and caring, athletic and surprising at everything she does. She can make anybody laugh and loves to smile. She is not like any other, she's amazing. She has friends that are incredible. She's so much fun and likes to take risks. She's a girl that laughs. And laughs..and laughs. A Faustina is when somebody is always doing something that you never expect or that is random, you just can't help but to laugh too.
Wow! She MUST be a Faustina!! She's just so incredible and amazing!!
Faustina by stefano nico October 21, 2014

faustina 

An amazing and weird girl with a great sense of humor. She's beautiful and you can't not agree with it.
You're so lucky to be a Faustina!
faustina by Jesse Walsh September 14, 2013

Faustina 

An incredibly beautiful girl who may act awkward but has a great personality once you get to meet her. She also has a great sense of fashion and always knows what to get. She's shy, and that's what makes her so stunning and noticeable. Make a quick move and be there for her. In addition she's very smart and can easily fuck you over when it comes to a test.
Faustina is just too cute c:
Faustina by Walkway December 28, 2014
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