fasoobs Share definition Flag Fat Saggy boobs that fall to the sides aka Flapjacks. with windshield wiper nipples that rotate in circles. The Fasoobs on that girl were disgusting. Her fasoobs touch the floor. fasoobs by CJK<3 September 25, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the fasoobs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch