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Finger Fart 

when you type really fast and hit enter when you meant to correct your mistake
"look at all those finger farts that blonde is makeing"

"Mom, the teacher said I made too many finger farts on my research paper"
Finger Fart by The Bandit Donny October 16, 2008

Finger Punched My Fart Box 

When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.
"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"

finger punched in the fart box 

to have a finger stuck without warning in the rectum
When she went down on me I got finger punched in the fart box

Fart Fingers 

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.
I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.

fartinger 

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.
The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.
fartinger by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008
Pressing two keys at the same time due to typing too fast or mistaking the distance needed to travel to the intended letter.
Damnit! I KLeep fatfingering letrters! Why me!
Fatfinger by Mai Valentine July 25, 2009