Fart Finger

a finger one shoves up their arsehole to induce farting.

In order to let out some gas, John used the old Fart Finger and was able to let out a few rips for some relief.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

Finger Fart

when you type really fast and hit enter when you meant to correct your mistake

"look at all those finger farts that blonde is makeing"

"Mom, the teacher said I made too many finger farts on my research paper"

by The Bandit Donny October 16, 2008

Finger Punched My Fart Box

When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.

"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"

by SRACRacer18 December 13, 2018

finger punched in the fart box

to have a finger stuck without warning in the rectum

When she went down on me I got finger punched in the fart box

by pimpstar76 June 16, 2011

Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.

I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.

by FFS Hungry Hippo April 16, 2022

fartinger

stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop.

The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.

by Mr. U-be-U May 26, 2008

Fatfinger

Pressing two keys at the same time due to typing too fast or mistaking the distance needed to travel to the intended letter.

Damnit! I KLeep fatfingering letrters! Why me!

by Mai Valentine July 25, 2009