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Fart Fetishism 

A rather sexual fetish in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and masturbate to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even sexologist Dan Savage came out against it in his weekly column.
Danielle:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.

John: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.
Fart Fetishism by Lisa da Boss October 4, 2010
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Fart Fetishism 

A rather sexual fetish in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and masturbate to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even sexologist Dan Savage came out against it in his weekly column.
Danielle:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.

John: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.
Fart Fetishism by DonnyDDDD October 4, 2010

Fart fetishist 

A weirdo with an off the wall sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation.
Fart fetishist by DonnyDDD October 11, 2010

Fart fetishist 

A weird individual with a ratjer bizarre sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
Fart fetishist by DonnyDDD October 10, 2010

Fart fetishist 

A weirdo with a bizarre and unusual sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation
Fart fetishist by DonnyDDDDD October 10, 2010

Fart fetishist 

A weirdo with an off the wall sexual fetish wherein the practitioners indulge in passing methane gas on food, especially cakes and has recently reached its Golden Age with the popularity of the cakefarter website.
Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is a fart fetishist. She enjoys farting on cakes while coming out against masturbation.
Fart fetishist by DonnyDDD October 10, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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