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to take a piss in a sock then rup it on multiple partners necks. then you fart into eacothers assholes untol one of them poops then the loser who poops first has to wait for th eother to poop then eat it as there sucking the winners dick.then swallow the cum, and poop at the same time. then he pukes it into the partners mouth and then the partner swallows it and digests it then poops it out onto a carpet and smears it into the carpet and the other person has to use there teeth to was it out and then they snort some coke and do some acid
"damn i got wicked fucked up after me and tommy did a farqie"
Farqie by cartondick August 14, 2009
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farqueer 

A person that despises our ogrelord shrek and worships the queer lord named Farquaad
Did you see all those brogres beat the shit out of that farqueer the other day?
farqueer by Slayer of Farqueers January 11, 2015
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Farqie • Farnies • farmie • Farbie • Farques • Farrier • faried • Farieez • farieza • Farnie

Mrs Farlie

Mrs Farlie is the depute head of a catholic school, known to be the whore of Mr Phee, she sits in his office a lot, moaning for his 'holey blessing'. If seen, do not confront and instead ignore the loud moans on behalf of your sanitu.
There's that Mrs Farlie, moaning her fucking head off again...
Mrs Farlie by Dr Anonycunt March 13, 2019

Homework faries

Small, hidden, magical faries that come in after you are done taking a test and change your right answers to wrong ones. The reason "no child left behind" exists.
Man, if it were'nt for those HOMEWORK FARIES I would've gotten an "A" on that test, but they changed my answers so I got a "C"
Homework faries by Hippo May 20, 2004

Nashville Farbies 

Nashville Farbies are the unmistakable clothes that today's country music ''stars'' wear in an effort to look country.

Farbies comes from the phrase ''Far be it from me to say anything about how ridiculous you look!''.
Did you see the Academy of Country Music Awards the other night? The Fathers of Country and John Wayne would turn over in their graves if they saw all these young wannabes wearing Nashville Farbies!
A party, mostly consisted of people hangin and slangin...BUT everyone is mostly farting
"yo dudeseph I fartied my dick off last night"

"yo bromethius, fartie at your place tonight?"
fartie by G-Bardo October 8, 2009
She is very cute and clean. She also an intelligent girl . She is also the most awesome person.
Iam so jealous of farieza"said clavein
farieza by Missunicornz_ December 29, 2017
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