by Stormdameow August 3, 2019
by Garage dude January 16, 2022
When a male and female are participating in sexual activities and performing the Stand and Carry (man stands while he holds the women up and carries here). The female loses grasp of the male or he lets go of her accidentally, his penis is still lodged in her vagina as she falls to the floor. The erect penis is hard and with all of the women's weight going down, the only thing the penis can do is snap. Thus, resembling London Bridge Falling Down.
Bridget- " I'm losing my grasp"
Tim- " SHIT!"
CRACK!!!!
Tim- "AHHHHHHH!!"
Bridget- "Ah shit man, your cock is snapped in half"
Tim-"YA AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!, AHHH!"
Bridget- " Hey there's good news, it looks like London Bridge Is Falling Down"
Tim- " SHIT!"
CRACK!!!!
Tim- "AHHHHHHH!!"
Bridget- "Ah shit man, your cock is snapped in half"
Tim-"YA AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!, AHHH!"
Bridget- " Hey there's good news, it looks like London Bridge Is Falling Down"
by GiggleGoat January 28, 2010
Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.
Symptoms:
Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.
Secondary symptoms:
Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.
Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Symptoms:
Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.
Secondary symptoms:
Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.
Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.
by N@alie October 3, 2014
A fall down bitch is a woman that will risk the well being of herself and/or immediate family members in order to please her bae/boo; usually a gang member or aspiring rapper. A "fall down bitch" typically has no viable source of income and has two or more children all of which are supported by our tax dollars. Also lacks self-esteem.
"Keisha left her babies at home by themselves so she could use her tax refund to bail her bae out of the county? She a fall down bitch foreal!
by Nittanybiko February 22, 2015
A common phrase used to tell a fugly ass bitch to die. Jacobs usually uses this word against people. Especially if they are zesty as all hell.
by TaylorSwift123456789RMNDS <AZX October 24, 2023