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Fake Stoner 

Someone who has never smoked weed in their lives but tries to portray themselves as somebody that does. A fake stoner will only listen to music by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, Cypress Hill, Bob Marley (And anybody else who sings or raps about weed), they will always wear clothes with something to do with weed, talk about weed 24/7, etc. If you ask them what it's like to smoke weed they will always make a fake story about how they smoked weed and turned into a flying vampire and shit.
Fake stoner: "I smoked a pound of that OG 420 Kush today because I'm so cool."

Person: "Then why is your bong so clean?"

Fake stoner: "Because I just keep it really clean bro."
Fake Stoner by Smokemon97 September 8, 2016
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Fake Stoner 

Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.
Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!
Fake Stoner by AtomicGamer17 July 29, 2013

Fake Stoner 

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

stoner fake tits 

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.
Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits
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