FWEB

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends.

Those two have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get together.

FWEB by yukysaky May 3, 2009

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fweb

An intranet or corporate website only available locally. The purpose of a fweb is to act as both a central location for shared documents by means of content mangement software, as well as a knowledge-base for the company's staff.

Example 1:
The fweb has a lot of useful documents on it.

Example 2:
I cant believe they made me rebuild the fweb. VineOnline is a far better name than lafweb. its called English stupid, learn it!

Example 2:
la fweb est tres ridicules

fweb by weHaveNoWebMaster February 27, 2011

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FWEB • fwebla

Fweb

Friends With Emotional Benefits. Kinda like friends with benefits, but with a lot less sex and a lot more silly kinda-romantic talking.

Stephen: Yo, are they dating?
Patti: Not yet, they're just fwebs.
Stephen: Gotcha. That word sounds funny.
Patti: True lol.

Fweb by napilopez October 9, 2016

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FWEB

It's like friends with benefits but extra. The extra is basically a normal relationship yet they deny it every time.

Those two are practically dating, but they keep telling us they aren't? Must be FWEBs.

FWEB by Yessicuh November 6, 2024

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fwebla

a fat man who can play sports surprisingly well

I was embarrassed when I lost a 1 on 1 basketball game to a fwebla.

fwebla by ashap26435778 April 7, 2010

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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