FTXed 

To get screwed over by a financial company that does not use segregated accounts to keep their clients' funds secured. The word originated from the collapse of the crypto exchange FTX, as they did not keep clients' funds separate from company funds, causing their clients to lose all their money when the exchange went belly up.

Be careful of investing at ABC Broker, they don't use segregated accounts, so you might get FTXed.

FTXed by I'm not Dave December 12, 2022

Fuxedo 

An expensive suit of clothes that a guy wears to attract women in the hopes of getting fucked!

Chad showed up to Keirsten's house in his fuxedo and she melted into his arms!

Fuxedo by SlopNChop May 24, 2016

Fuxedo 

The Fuxedo is the brainchild of comedy-music duo Stuckey & Murray and designed by Trillian. The Fuxedo is a one-piece tuxedo which combines the elegance of a tuxedo and the convenience of a jumpsuit into one fully functional Fuxedo, handcrafted to suit your needs.

I wore my Fuxedo to my sisters wedding ... It was so convenient!

Fuxedo by ViviFFIX July 31, 2009

Fixed Blind Date 

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.

Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!

Fixed Blind Date by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011

fuxed up 

When you are under the influence of both marijuana and alcohol, the cross-buzz.

After four joints and half a handle of vodka, I was so fuxed up.

fuxed up by BigPapaD April 7, 2010

Fixed

Something that is or will have a certain outcome

KSI V LOGAN PAUL (25th August 2018) THE MOST FIXED EVENT IN HISTORY ALL SO THEY CAN GET MORE MONEY AS KSI GOT £80 MILLION FROM THE FIRST FIGHT

Fixed by Lord Shrigga August 26, 2018

Fixed News 

An alternate word to describe the Fox "News" channel, signifying both the extreme right-wing bias of the network and the lack of credence in considering it a news network.

See "Fox Noise"

Fox never says anything good about Democrats, that's because they are Fixed News.

Fixed News by ronin122 January 22, 2009