An alternative to wtf.
Ftw!? Has become a much more flashier way to say: "The hell are you on about you knob jockey?" Also, it can be used as a counter to wtf.
"Wtf?" {What the fuck are you on about?}
"Ftw?" {Fuck the what, how is that confusing?}
Ftw!? Has become a much more flashier way to say: "The hell are you on about you knob jockey?" Also, it can be used as a counter to wtf.
"Wtf?" {What the fuck are you on about?}
"Ftw?" {Fuck the what, how is that confusing?}
Example 1
People Person One: "I collect puke bags and store my freshly picked boogers in them."
People Person Two: "......Ftw!?"
Example 2
People Person One: "Bahaha, my Caps Lock key got stuck before. I WAS TALKING TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS. =D"
People Person Two: "Wtf? O_o"
People Person One: "Ftw? o_O"
People Person One: "I collect puke bags and store my freshly picked boogers in them."
People Person Two: "......Ftw!?"
Example 2
People Person One: "Bahaha, my Caps Lock key got stuck before. I WAS TALKING TO PEOPLE LIKE THIS. =D"
People Person Two: "Wtf? O_o"
People Person One: "Ftw? o_O"
by Krisbear January 28, 2007
by FUCKTHEWHAT? July 20, 2010
Fuck Tiny Women.
Created to tell tiny women to fuck off.
The acronym is commonly used as these tiny women are often blonde (albeit bottle) so by the time they've realised what you've said, you are no longer in reaching distance.
Created to tell tiny women to fuck off.
The acronym is commonly used as these tiny women are often blonde (albeit bottle) so by the time they've realised what you've said, you are no longer in reaching distance.
Tiny Blonde Woman: "Isn't the soul an organ? I'm so awesome!"
Me: "FTW"
TBW: "lol"
2 hours later
TBW: "Hey!"
Me: "FTW"
TBW: "lol"
2 hours later
TBW: "Hey!"
by MILFMAN November 4, 2007
by jaunter March 9, 2008
FTW = first the wictory!
Oh poor souls who think FTW means For The Win! jami93, a Finnish boy (*cough*a troll*cough*) who often comments to a webcomic Sosiaalisesti Rajoittuneet has told us the REAL meaning of FTW.
Oh poor souls who think FTW means For The Win! jami93, a Finnish boy (*cough*a troll*cough*) who often comments to a webcomic Sosiaalisesti Rajoittuneet has told us the REAL meaning of FTW.
by Me0__= October 11, 2006