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FT Twitter 

Part of twitter. Unlike KPop Twitter people here aren't 54 year olds jerking off to 13 year old Asian girls.
- I just found the best thing itw.
- Really? What is it?
- FT Twitter
FT Twitter by SalahSala January 2, 2020

FT Twitter 

A bunch of racist ass teenagers or grown men who are keyboard warriors, they make fun of the deceased and say cringy shit like “dub” or “in the mud”. They started a stupid hashtag on twitter: #freefootballtwitter because some of their accounts got suspended and they’re being whiny babies about. Imagine hating someone else’s taste in music
Person 1: I just got called a nonce by someone on twitter
Person 2: Was it an ft twitter account?
FT Twitter by koya94 August 27, 2019

F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) 

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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

Ftwitter 

It is a blog all about you. You post stuff like Facebook. You can't control who sees it like twitter. You aren't limited to 140 characters like twitter. You can add friends like facebook. All in all it is like MySpace, but not gay.
Jack: Hey man, are you following me on Ftwitter?

Bill: What the fuck is a Ftwitter?
Ftwitter by The bacon god August 31, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022