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fluff boy 

The guy who has no game and misses out on a shag to the stunt cock. Usually plays the emotionally supportive angle to get in but at the end of the day is average looking at best so can't close the deal.
A fluff boy is the guy who tries and tries all night to nail a chick but has his grass cut by the stunt cock
fluff boy by Drew Dunstone February 9, 2007
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FLUFF BOY 

That short little dude, short on genitals who will oral sex ANYTHING out of desperation only to be prepping her for the next guy
The lil punk tries to act like a fuck boy but he knows hes just a fluff boy.
FLUFF BOY by MEDU$A666 February 14, 2020

bum fluff boy

i dont shave my bum fluff cos it makes me look more of a man for the ladies.
bum fluff boy by thomas johnson July 29, 2003

you took the wrong fluffy boy 

what u say to someone if he kidnapped your dog.
Beach you took the wrong fluffy boy

Fluffy Boy 

A boy who has a doughy figure. His body looks like a bag of milk with his shirt off
When that fluffy boy took his shirt off it looked like one of those oversized marshmallows that you’re roasting over a campfire that gets too melted and just flattens out like a blob of gooey glop
Fluffy Boy by Fluffy boy November 10, 2018

Fluffy boy 

When a boy is reallyfluffy
Mom: That’s my fluffy boy
Kid: Sttopps mom your embarrassing me
Fluffy boy by MAxGlow November 5, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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