fidget spinner

the only case in history where a bit of plastic and metal doomed the human race

fidget spinners doomed us all

by Dylanfinity (obviously) June 3, 2017

Fidget spinner

A toy used for mental illnesses or something of at nature, like ADD, but is used as an expensive 'cool' thing to have by teenagers. Including elementary schools too.

Alex: Lemme see ur fidget spinner
Jake: No dude I spent $30 on this fidget get ur own
Alex: Just a spin?
Jake: u got ADD?
Alex: Nah dude
Jake: I do. So no.

by RitoshiHusky May 4, 2017

Fidget spinner

The dumbest fad to ever catch on with retarded teens. Playing with these will fidgetize you.

"I need my fidget spinner to have friends"

by kevo02 May 13, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A stupid toy for Autism that is now used by a bunch of dumb teens worldwide.

"This fool came to school with a fidget spinner like he's Autistic or something."

by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017

Fidget Spinner

a device made with originally good intentions made into a cringey trend angsty 12 year olds follow to conduct faggotry

"Haiiiii!!!!!1111!! do you guys like my light up seizure inducing chrome metal hugely overpriced unnecessary fidget spinner!??!!!?"

by Somerandomrealist May 30, 2017

Fidget spinner

Synonymous with stupid, retarded, dumb, or autistic. Can be used in multiple forms.

Ex: If you can't graduate high school, you're a fidget spinner.

Ex: "Come back here with my bike you fidget spinning pile of shit"

by no thot May 9, 2017

Fidget spinner

A stupid toy that doesn't help with ADHD, but creates ADHD in sone kids.

That fidget spinner is so gayy

by yeaaaaboiiii6789 May 12, 2017