faded friday

A tradition started at a high school in the Santa Barbara/Goleta area where a group of people would bring water bottles of alcohol in a water bottle and chug during first period, and be faded for the rest of the day. They would then rally to each other with the call " hey is it friday for you?? " and no one could understand them.

" hey is it friday for you?"

" yea, i'm pretty faded, dude"

"let surf it after faded friday is over"

" for suuuure"

faded friday by anna nicole curren October 15, 2006

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FADED FRIDAY

A traditional day celebrated to dignify the furdas to come together into the fume rooms to smoke marry jane

You seem to furda HAPPY FADED FRIDAY

FADED FRIDAY by FumeRoomOG November 23, 2023

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Fade-Away-Friday

Any Friday where your girlfriend avoids you whenever possible. She eventually dumps you at the end of the day and uses a lame line like "We can still be friends."

Dude 1: So i heard you and your girl broke up.

Dude 2: Yeah it was a total Fade-Away-Friday.

Fade-Away-Friday by Swellzen March 10, 2008

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Fade Away Friday

When your girlfriend dodges and avoids you whenever possible on Friday. This always ends with a break up and she will use a line at the end of the day like "We can still be friends."

Dude 1: So I heard you and your girl split.

Dude 2: Yeah, she activated her bitch shield and it was a total Fade Away Friday. Would you believe she said she still wanted to be friends?

Dude 1: Word? What a Hoe.

Dude 2: Fo Sho.

Fade Away Friday by Swellzen March 10, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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