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F1 F1 is the equivalent to saying "Roger That."

It originated from the PC game Battlefield 1942. The "F command keys" were used to relay commands critical to synchronous attacking and defending. By pressing F1 on the keyboard in-game it would take you to the next stage where if you pressed F1 again your character would exclaim, "Roger That." If you pressed F2 you would say, "Negative." There are over 20 orders you can say.
"There's a tank camping our main base."
"F1 F1"

Or in the real world.

"Watch out for that car!"
"F1 F1"
F1 F1 by doomtar August 8, 2005
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A supposed "fan" of motorsports and racing specifically F1 but complains about every single aspect of the sport.

Also likes to shit on other forms of motorsport for not being F1.
Person 1: What are the f1 fans creating a Twitter shitstorm about this time?

Person 2: Who the fuck knows it could literally be anything...
Formula one. High speed races involving the most aerodynamic cars on the planet. Dominated by Ferrari for a long time.

Also, The McLaren f1. A powerful supercar, that can turn (no, your crotch rockets can't do that properly, can they? ^_______^) and is not bought for racing against lame bikes that sell because of PROJECTED top speeds (the tomahawk would fall apart anyway) that cost 10% of the price.
Here's an idea- put your tomahawk crap in some European streets and see how long it lasts. European streets are narrower than american streets, and the superb handling of the f1 will work wonders, while the tomahawk will be doing three-point turns to get around corners, fucktards.
f1 by Gumba Gumba March 24, 2004
The most watched Motorsport in the world where 20 drivers and 10 teams race open air one seater cars. Currently the cars use a 1.6 liter twin turbo v6 hybrid engine.
Uneducated F1 fan- Modern F1 cars suck! Bring back mah v10s and old racing. FIA stops actuall racing and only cares about safety!

F1 fan with logic- *facepalms*
F1 by MansoM September 5, 2019

F1 Celebration 

An 'F1 Celebration' is when one masturbates in front of one's respective missus, and then proceeds to insert one's finger into one's japs eye the moment prior to ejaculation. Once in the appropriate position one continues to masturbate and achieves a phenomenon that causes ejaculate to spray over one's missus.

This is so called an F1 Celebration because of the similar nature in which a winning racing driver sprays his colleagues and competitors with Champagne.
Joseph: I sprayed my missus like I won the Grand Prix Championship last night.
George: How did you achieve this?
Joseph: I used a technique called an 'F1 Celebration'
Mohammed: Yes, I have heard of such a technique before.
John: You must be highly skilled my friend.

Mclaren F1 

A car that is so extremely fast that it causes a rip in the space time continuum which in turn causes a resonate cascade scenario and all relative time stops in the car because of time dilation. Being able to afford one would require a wallet so large that the gravitation force from the wallet would cause the wallet to implode on itself and collapse into a black hole.
Mclaren F1 by C-Dogg July 23, 2004

McLaren F1 

A super car that was the fastest in the world for a period of 12 years. Now has the title of fastest naturally aspirated car (no turbos or supers).

Still considered the ultimate road car by many people, and the best looking. There may be other cars faster (SSC Aero, Veyron) but somehow just aren't better.
If you have 1 million dollars the best thing you could possible do with it is buy a McLaren F1.

Most fun you can have with your pants on.
McLaren F1 by iXetsuei January 15, 2009