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Ezmae is a beautiful gurl who is soo full of herself and thinks that every boy likes her and acts like a slut around them
Ezmae: Hey, did you see that dude over there he was totally checking me out
Friend: Ummm, i dont really think he was???
Ezmae: yes he was god!!! i will prove it
Ezmae by happyme1245 January 1, 2012
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The thickest girl in school , everyguy wants her. She is funny , nice , kind and could kick ass. Everyone wants to hang out with her because she is so popular ! She is super beautiful and unique ! She can sing super good.
“ hey , have you heard of that ezme girl?”
“ yeah she hella thick
Ezme by jeniiiiiii July 9, 2018
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A sexy girl that's very creative and independent. She's funny and out going but can be serious and stubborn when she has to be.
She's like an Esmae.
esmae by ZoMbiiMoon November 15, 2013
A sneaky person who like to don't mind his/her own business but rather try to meddle in the activities of everyone around him/her specially in a workplace.
Esmaeil: "Hi, How are you?"
Me:" C'mon Esmaeil, you know that I have a restraining order against you!"
Esmaeil by Donultimate May 11, 2019
when someone is trying to make a fool out of you. by telling you a false statement tha will never come true. a sense of false hope put upon yourself.
guy 1: yo did you hear mike might get a hummer?
guy 2: he straight esmaen your ass
Esmaen by nevaaaaaa October 16, 2007
The most sweetest person you can ever meet she is the funniest person to be around and she is real easy to talk to and she can keep secrets if you wanted her to and she is very huggable and lovable !!😚💖💕
Girl 1. Who is this Ezme chick I'm hearin bout ..
Girl 2. Oh she is really funny and I know how you like funny people so go talk to her
Girl 1. YAYYY FUNNY PEOPLE
ezme by dem magcon boys August 18, 2014

Ezzie (Ezmeralda) 

Ellie Parks's amazing bearded dragon, who is super pretty. Her favorite food is strawberries, watermelon, and mealworms. She loves to chill, watch TV, or play Minecraft with you.
Person 1: Are bearded dragons nice?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Just go ask Ellie, about her bearded dragon, Ezzie (Ezmeralda)!
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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