Exfalated 

Past tense for Exfalation. The act of previously expelling, removing, or exhalling genitals from one's mouth.

Girl 1: " hey, girl! Guess what I did to my bf last night?!"
Girl 2: " what?! What?!"
Girl 1: " I Exfalated him!"

Girl 2: " oo, you minx!"

Exfalated by Ch0ley566 June 10, 2013

Exalted Cigarettes 

An exclamation expressing surprise or amazement.
see: holy smokes

Exalted Cigarettes, did you see those tits!?

Exalted Cigarettes, that was a sick car!

Exalted Cigarettes!

Exalted Cigarettes by SkullCruncher69 September 5, 2010

escalated flatulence 

Farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your poop particles

yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah

escalated flatulence by Evangee May 23, 2010

That Escalated Quickly 

A phrase used by actor Will Ferrel to describe when a situation goes from calm to Jesus unleashing wrath on earth.

Tom: I hate Kim so much
Fred: Like how much?
Tom: How much? I dislike her so kuch that I would rape her, then burn her in the volcano if Mordor, and send her ashes to the sun on a hydrogen bomb. Thats how much.
Fred: Well, That Escalated Quickly!

That Escalated Quickly by Water is wet July 7, 2014

it's escalated 

It got worse and worse and worse. Really bad. Shockingly bad. To the point it needs to be announced aloud so people are aware of exactly how bad it's got.

Andy said loudly "It's escalated!"

it's escalated by Flimsco April 5, 2020

exalted 

At a state of being undeniably awesomer then others.

Ex: "Have you seen those new 3's"
"Yea bro MJ said those were his favorite to rock"

"Their the exalted J's bro"
"No doubt"

exalted by ED╟☻☺☻ March 31, 2014

Exalated 

The adjective term to describe one who has been pranked into consuming something with Ex-lax in it. This is commonly done with things like brownies, cakes and other baking items that are brown.

1.
John: Hey bill, How is it going in the bathroom?
Bill: *groaning* Bad.
John: Okay well, i just wanted to let you know you got exalated!

2.
Bill was exalated beyond repair, he would have to sit around and bleed out of his rectum.

Exalated by GenoClysm December 6, 2012